The Jewish Man Won

I was feeling really awesome about phones with cameras as I stood next to this guy with foot shoes on. Or sock shoes. They were so weird looking and I was really sneaky and took a pic. Showed him.

Then, I got off the train to transfer to a different one and this Jewish guy grabbed me (I had my headphones in) and said "you know Hebrew? do you know Hebrew?" I said no....then he grabbed my face and kissed my cheek real hard.

They always have these sexual harassment announcements on the subway but I don't even know if this counted. I was just shocked.

So I thought I owned the foot shoe guy but really the jewish guy owned me.